//DIRECTOR'S_TESTAMENT [INCOMING_MSG_UWE.BOLL]
"This is not just a film. It is a warning signal. A testament to what we lost, and a call to arms for those who remain. We are creating a visceral, unflinching look at the world 23 years after the fall. We are not just making a movie; we are documenting a nightmare to prevent its return. Funding this is not a contribution; it's enlistment. We need every survivor, every soldier, every soul left listening to help us broadcast this message. This is our last stand." - Mission Commander Uwe Boll.
//HISTORICAL_DATA: HOUSE_OF_THE_DEAD (2003)
HOUSE OF THE DEAD, released in 2003 with 12 Mio. Box Office in the USA and over US-$ 28 Mio. Home Video revenues, was my first videogame-based movie what turned over the years into a cult classic. Over 3700 Horror and Film Podcasts and over 1000 Horror Magazines worldwide spoke and wrote about the film. Every year for the last 20 years, worldwide over US-$ 300,000 in revenue were made. Over 300 Mio. people watched the film. Users have it 4.2 points from 5 on amazon.
//NEW_DIRECTIVE: 23 YEARS LATER - RETURN TO ZOMBIE ISLAND
Now SONY is filming with Paul Anderson (yes...the very bad director...not the good one) a new HOUSE OF THE DEAD and it creates thanks to the US-$ 60 Mio. budget and US-$ 40 Mio. p&a spend a new hype worldwide. That will create the opportunity to re-license my original but also to make money with a new film from me named 23 YEARS LATER - RETURN TO ZOMBIE ISLAND.
The idea is to bring the DEAD from my film back as Zombies like Ona Grauer, Will Sanderson, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard, Elisabeth Rosen and maybe even DAS BOOT captain Juergen Prochnov. The only survivor of my original film Rudy (Jonathan Cherry) will be trying to rescue his daughter and her friends who went against his advise to the locked off island. This new film shows a group of sexy, silly, campy, horny, young adults to a sleepaway camp - but it's not ending like LOVE ISLAND, its ending as ZOMBIE ISLAND. We go old fashioned gore and real blood effects - almost no CGI and we will win the fans and destroy this turkey what Anderson will deliver.
Lets get this financed and filmed in March 2026. What do you guys think?
//INTEL_&_EVIDENCE [CLASSIFIED_PAYLOAD]
//PERSONNEL_FILES [AUTHORIZED_ACCESS]
UWE BOLL - MISSION COMMANDER
Known for his direct, no-compromise approach to filmmaking, Uwe Boll has become a legendary figure in the independent film world. With a filmography that spans genres, he has consistently challenged the status quo. In this post-apocalyptic reality, he is not just a director but the leader of the resistance, channeling his tenacity into producing this final, critical warning to humanity.
RETURNING OPERATIVES
OPERATIVE: [REDACTED] - Specialist in close-quarters combat. Survived the initial outbreak by single-handedly defending a supply depot for 72 hours.
OPERATIVE: [REDACTED] - Field medic and virology expert. Instrumental in developing the anti-spore grenades used in the quarantine zones.
OPERATIVE: [REDACTED] - Demolitions expert. Responsible for sealing the sector-7 breach. Presumed MIA until recent signal acquisition.
//FUND_THE_RESISTANCE [ALLOCATE_RESOURCES]
WIRE TRANSFER PROTOCOL [IBAN]
For direct resource allocation, use the following secure channel:
Recipient: Bolu Film
IBAN: DE60 3705 0299 1381 0199 55
Bank: Kreissparkasse Köln
HIGH_VOLUME_PRODUCER_DIRECTIVE
You want to invest more than that? You can participate as an investor, you just have to fund 10.000 Euro or more! Then you will get a share of the worldwide profits! Including the perks from above! Just write me under bolluwe1965@gmail.com
REFUND_GUARANTEE
If the movie will not be made, everyone will get the money back!
